My bra size is a 40G and i’ll be the first to tell you that being this busty is no cake walk. So, I decided to pull together a list based on my own experiences and have a little fun with some of the things that myself and other busty women go through.
You may not be able to relate to all of them, but if you’re a busty lady, chances are, there are quite a few things on this list that you can identify with. Enjoy 🙂
1. Everyone is entirely too comfortable asking you what size bra you wear
2. Speaking of bras, shopping for them is always avoided unless absolutely necessary
3.You’ll pay over $100 for a bra and the underwire will still eventually betray you
4. You have to try extra hard to look professional, so that you don’t look “too sexy”
5. Yet, somehow, you still end up looking “too sexy”
6. There are just no options on this planet for a suitable button up blouse without “the boob gap”
7. You simply exempt yourself from the Jumping Jacks portion of exercise class
8. You have to pile on everything you own to exercise efficiently without the girls going everywhere.
9. You’ve learned to accept “side boob” as an inevitable part of your life.
10. Built-in-bras and bra inserts are just not okay
11. You have to know your measurements when even remotely considering online shopping
12. Gravity refuses to let you wear a strapless bra
13. You have to give yourself a mental pep talk before going bathing suit shopping
14. It’s just easier to stuff the essentials in your bra
15. There’s some invisible force that always draws whatever you’re eating to your chest
16. You just accept the fact that the fitting ladies at bra stores will never get it right
17. You can’t just lay down on your stomach to go to bed. You have to lay down, adjust the boobs, lay down again, adjust the boobs, lay down again, wait, wait, then adjust the boobs again before going to sleep
18. You have to randomly adjust yourself throughout the day
19. Summer means two things: Sun and Boob Sweat
20. There is no freedom like not wearing a bra!
21.Unfortunately, big boobs also means only being braless at home
22. Sometimes your bra strap randomly decides to unclip itself
23. When in large groups or crowds – they can and will be bumped and touched
24. Graphic tees are almost always stretched beyond recognition
25. There is no bigger let down than a shirt that gives you uniboob
26. You don’t even attempt to button a blazer
27. You’re frequently asked these 3 questions:
1. Are they Real?
2. Do they hurt your back?
3. Have you ever thought about a reduction?
28. Nothing you wear that’s strapless EVER stays in place
29. When people see one of your bras for the first time, they just awkwardly stare at it in shock
30. As much as you love oversized shirts, they all make you look pregnant
31. People have sincerely told you, “You know you have really big boobs!” because, obviously, you had no idea before that
32. When you talk about breast reductions, people stare at you with their eyebrows furrowed as if you’re being ungrateful
33. You’ve bought something that was “just too cute” that you KNEW your boobs wouldn’t take and still cursed the world when you were proved right
34. You know all too well that different bra stores don’t sell the same sizes
35. You have at least one big boobed gal pal that shares your pain
36. Your boyfriend still can’t figure out how to unhook your bra.
37. Your bras don’t get thrown into the hamper after one use, or two, or sometimes three – Just not practical
38. This happens
39. No matter what you do, it just seems like they’ll never stop growing
40. But all in all, you love em’ and you’re proud to be busty!
